I know ladies would justify alot of these, but then really,you should know.
Every date is an annivasary. I think I hate this the most. Luckily, most of my exes have never been the annivasary type. But yes, I know many ladies do this and it’s irk. You go ‘today’s 3 months and 3 days after our 1st kiss’ or ‘ you know, we resprayed your case 111 days ago’. I wonder how you get to keep these dates.
Pillows, teddies and all sort on the bed: wait, I thought teddies were for children, especially when they need company or can’t sleep alone. When did you become a baby? You are only a baby in our arms. Some have small, medium and large and we are like ‘hian!!!!!’. Please please.
Asking ‘What are you thinking’: its the most common, I guess. If only ladies know many men like to keep their thoughts to themselves, they would let us be sometimes. Usually,they are indirectly asking ‘ am I on your mind’. If you say it’s nothing, she feels less of your lady, and when you say something entirely different from what she expects, she’s wondering ‘so I’m here,and he’s thinking of that’. Even my mum, when she sees me quiet and alone, she could do everything to know what’s on my mind. Phewwwww!
Saying I’m fine. When you say I’m fine,i expect its a literal statement, which one is you expecting us to read between lines or actions. Some even make it worse by saying ‘i’ll be fine” meaning you ain’t fine. And hell is let loose when we accept the statement like that because you fight us for not probing further. What else does I’m fine mean, kwa?
Locking up on sex: well that’s for those of you who engage in premarital sex, unlike me. So ladies, and wives, if you do this to keep your man in check, just know you are punishing him hard. But why do it? We don’t go parking our cars or fifa because we are angry. So why deprive us of basic needs.
Being over emotional: ok ok, we know you are the weaker and fairer sex but you should know that getting emotional gets at us. And when I say get at us, I mean our ‘roll my eyes’ spot. Your friend got engaged, you cry. Lupita wins an award, you cry. Your instagram gets hacked,you cry. Abeg abeg
Emphasis on your hair. If you insist on spending thousands twice a month on your hair,good for you. Just leave your girlfriends to notice. Truth be, we only notice its braids,or weave on,or Anita baker or a really different style. But if it’s normal weave-on but changing from Brazilian to Peruvian to Cambodia and then human hair, brothers really do not care. So stop ranting ‘you dint comment on my new hair’. Well, very few guys know the difference, those who make hair.
I even think this hair thing is a competition between ladies,not because they want to appeal men.
Well, we’ve tried to understand that you were created that way, and we are trying to adapt. But in case you really want to make it easier for us, deal with these first.
Ladies, add what you think we do that y’all dislike, and men, please add the extras i’ve missed out.
P.S my baby has none of this habits (shoot me).