This is part of a tri-pisode, which was written for a relationship magazine, for fun. So its out of the usual inspiring posts I have.
oh well, lets just have fun reading.
As a guy or lady, it kinda pays to have or be a side chick. The reasons are not far fetched……….
1. It’s acceptable by the society. We don’t want to call it cheating, and more importantly, we need to make it seem right. So a nice name had to be given. It’s like saying baby daddy instead of ‘out of wedlock”. In the real sense of it, a side chick is another lady you are seeing or dating. It’s a funkified and refurbished word for cheating. Since the society frowns at cheating, we get someone who is just like an assistant girlfriend.
2. Lesser drama. The main bae is consoled that she’s got number 1 spot, and so can careless about the side ones. And from the side chick’s perspective, she knows she isn’t he main, and doesn’t have to bother herself about mundane, petty and trivial issues. As a guy, you eat your cake and have it. Lucky guys would be side dude to a side chick. This just makes it even. Just be careful to not rub it in the face of the side chick that she’s on the side.
3. Emotional stability. If the main is acting up, small thing. Call the side bae, and talk to her. She fills in the gap, and before you know it, you are more emotionally stable. When either acts up, the other is there as solace for you. If both act up, get a second side chick!!! From the lady’s end, because she knows the rules of the game, her heart is basically not involved, so there’s no room for heart skip or break.
4. Variety. I expect that main bae and side chick should be contrasting. Main should be drop dead, gorgeous , Kush taking, party rocker , pepper seller daughter while side chick is the church, nerdy, “daughters of Sarah skirt”, get high on Smirnoff, daughter of a senator kind of babe. It’s just so perfect when both of them have unique but contrasting traits. So if variety is your thing, get some of them by the side. And for the lady, it’s expected that this guy is rich oooo. So a rich guy would bring in more to the table, and so you have varieties of human hair, YSL bags and the likes. So it pays you better.
5. You get to do more with her. Things that are too sane or decent; things that you cannot do freely with the main. Technically, she gets to know you more. You might not spend all the time with her, but you get to be more intimate with her. Chances are that you tell her more of your issues and challenges than you tell boss lady.
6. Usually truthful. You barely have to lie to the side chick. In the first place, his whereabouts and communications are not your business. But if you insist on the details, he would most likely spill the truth. If he’s out with the boys, chances are high he’s correct. And if he says he’s with madam, he probably is with her. The only exception is maybe when he’s with the 2nd side chick.
7. Most importantly, the reason why you need a side chick(or to be a side chick) is because you are still a child and not ready to be serious!!!!!!!!!